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Post by ~nana~ on Sept 5, 2005 9:29:48 GMT -5
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." ;D ;D
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Post by undertaker on Sept 7, 2005 2:19:28 GMT -5
ekkk wakakakka wekreekekekeke
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Post by putera on Sept 9, 2005 10:41:40 GMT -5
[shadow=brown,left,300] calon2 isteri.... Message: Seorg ibu yg gusar kerana anak lelakinya tak kawin agi, 1 hari, si ibu pun bwklah calon2 yg dirasakan sesuai dan menjemput kedlm rumah.Lalu memanggil anak lelakinya untuk memilih yg mana berkenan.
CALON PERTAMA:
Ciri : Kulit cerah, rambut ikal
mayang, pipi gebu, BUKIT besar.
Pekerjaan : Operator telefon
Si anak lelaki menolak calon pertama. Si ibu bertanya mengapa dia menolak, lalu si anaknya pun berkata: "Ala Mak...nih tak syiiokkk....dia ni selalu ckp SILA TUNGGU SEBENTAR, TUNGGU SEBENTAR"
CALON KEDUA:
Ciri : Kulit sawa matang, mata bulat
dan besar, badan 100% bergetah, BUKITnya Just nice
Pekerjaan : Setiausaha
Lalu si anak lelaki berkata "Ni lagi tak syiiookk...asyik2 HARAP BERSABAR...BERSABAR"
Si ibu gelisah kerana semua calon yg ditunjukkan tidak memenuhi kriteria anak lelakinya, lalu dia pun menjemput calon terakhir...
CALON TERAKHIR:
Ciri : Kulit gelap-gelita, mata sepet,
badan langsung tak
bergetah, BUKITnya kurang memuaskan
Pekerjaan : Guru.
Tanpa segan silu, si anak lelaki ini bersetuju utk memilih calon ini. Lalu si ibu pun pening kepala dan bertanya mengapa dipilih calon ini.
Anaknya pun memberitahu "Hah! mak ni la syyiokk sikit...kalau cikgu best sikit..pasal dia selalu cakap ULANG SEKALI LAGI, BUAT BANYAK-BANYAK, SALAH NI, BUAT MACAM NI 10 KALI LAGI, TERUSKAN..HAH..TERUSKAN DAH BETUL TU..."
Tiba-tiba adik ! lelaki tersebut yang berumur 10 tahun menyampuk... "Bang!!! Konduktor bas mini lagi bagus bang, Diaorg selalu ckp "NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT..MASUK, MASUK.MASUK LAGI, DLM LAGI...DLM LAGILAAAHHHHHH, MASUK BELAKANG..BELAKANG LAGI, LAGI BELAKANG SANA BELAKANG BYK KOSONG! [/shadow]
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Post by undertaker on Sept 9, 2005 12:04:56 GMT -5
wakakakakakka nape aku x pernah terpikir nak wat lawak sebegini huh :bengang:
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